_menuCloseDelay=500;
_menuOpenDelay=150;
_subOffsetTop=2;
_subOffsetLeft=0;
buildafterload="true";


with(submenuStyle=new mm_style()){
align="center";
fontfamily="Verdana, Tahoma, Arial";
fontsize="7pt";
fontstyle="normal";
fontweight="bold";
offbgcolor="#FD0303";
offcolor="#ffffff";
onbgcolor="#FD0303";
oncolor="#ffffff";
ondecoration="underline";
padding="4";
}

with(menuStyle=new mm_style()){
bgimage="images/black.gif";
decoration="underline";
fontfamily="Verdana, Tahoma, Arial";
fontsize="10pt";
fontstyle="normal";
fontweight="bold";
offcolor="White";
oncolor="Gold";
pagecolor="Crimson";
separatorsize="3";
separatorimage="images/blackSep.gif";
overbgimage="images/black03.gif";
itemheight="37";
itemwidth="90";
}

with(milonic=new menuname("Main Menu")){
position="relative";
style=menuStyle;
alwaysvisible="1";
orientation="vertical";
aI("text=HOME;target=;url=http://www.watchitdude.com/;align=center;");
aI("text=CELEBRITY BREAST IMPLANTS;target=;url=CELEBRITY-BREAST-IMPLANTS/;align=center;");
aI("text=CELEBRITY WEIGHT GAIN;target=;url=CELEBRITY-WEIGHT-GAIN.html;align=center;");
aI("text=MOVIE & TV SPOOFS;target=;url=MOVIE-&-TV-SPOOFS/;align=center;");
aI("text=BUTTERFACE;target=;url=BUTTERFACE/;align=center;");
aI("text=WTF;target=;url=WTF/;align=center;");
aI("text=TEE SHIRTS WE'D LIKE TO SEE;target=;url=TEE-SHIRTS-WE'D-LIKE-TO-SEE/;align=center;");
}


 drawMenus();